So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
This gyro tastes like lonliness
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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