If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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