Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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