I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
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My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
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Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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