my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
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Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
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We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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