Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
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an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
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My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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