Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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