Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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