my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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