ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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