just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
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did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
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Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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