A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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