I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
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At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
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Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
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