Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
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we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
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Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
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