So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
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The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
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You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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