I'm going to jail i love you
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
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the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
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this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22