Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
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I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
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Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??