he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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