...so i touched it.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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