the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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