if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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