I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
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cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
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A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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