Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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