You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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