love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Randomize
