Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
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I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
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you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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