why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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