i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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