I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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