So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
my god I love twenty year old dicks
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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