nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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