I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Randomize
