I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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