So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I have post one night stand depression
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