I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
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Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
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I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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