It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Is it because I queefed?
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
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Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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