Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
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I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
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No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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