forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
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Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
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dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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