The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Randomize
