fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Randomize
