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To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
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I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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