she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
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You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
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Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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