I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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