I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
he told me I talked like a deaf person
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
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