i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
my liver is dry heaving
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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