I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Someone stole a lamp last night.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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