check it out our google latitudes are spooning
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
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believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
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Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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