I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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