dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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