In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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