i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
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Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
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I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
All I want is dick and wine.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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