When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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