I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
you win again, gameday.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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