Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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