I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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