Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
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She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
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FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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