You kept calling me your small dog last night.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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