is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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